If you come to my door, you will get a pie in the face

First off, I would like to say what a sham it is to have a Political Party attempt to be the next leaders of the country under the name “Progressive Conservative.” Oh, very clever, friends. You seem to be saying, ‘We will move forward, but maintain the same atavistic values and platforms.’ Jeez, you really had a lot of people duped – I’m sure there is a percentage out there to prove this, but I’m not interested.

Progressive Conservative.

You oxy-MORONS! You think you can win by being wishy-washy on everything, except for the rights of “ordinary” citizens, as you wish to keep some of those citizens from enjoying the freedoms this country has to offer because of their sexual preferences. Hey, let’s not allow graying idiots named Harper to run for politics because he doesn’t fit in with our ideals of government.

I look forward to seeing someone, just once, in my political following lifetime, with huge BALLS, figuratively, of course. Someone who says what they want, not what they think will get them a cushy seat. Where is the courage in politics? Where are the original ideas and the convictions? Where are the people who have a goal for Canada, and not simply a selfish interest in finding themselves a prominent job?

Where are the people with beliefs? Where are the great speakers? Stephen Harper is easily as useless as a screen-door on a submarine. His banter is about as intelligent as a ‘one-eyed cat, peeping in the seafood store.’ Yes, that is a reference to a penis, which, contrary to male popular belief, has no actual brain, although some people ‘think’ with it on a regular basis.

Canada is a world-leader in rights and freedoms and one of the best countries in the world. Political Scandal aside (find me a country without scandal), which has been used and abused, and, I assume, will be for the next eight weeks, as a tool for the PC’s and NDP’s alike, Canada is a nice place to live. Canadians realize this and will not abandon the prosperous ideals that make us such a welcome place.

Comments

[elijah carlone]

good to see you're back at it my man...make sure this blog is still running in four years cuz thats when the raps will be world champs...and thats when we'll need to look back to this post to see who said it first...hopefully they have rapstv in CR...gotta go make mac and cheese for the animals that are my brothers and sisters...